Coaches

fumble

Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.

— John Heisman

hutone – Wed, 09/07/2005 – 4:44pm

Plays

I haven't seen a new football play since I was in high school. You have just so many holes in a line and you have eleven men playing, and there's only so many ways you can go through those holes, and those ways have been used for forty, fifty years.

— Red Grange

hutone – Wed, 09/07/2005 – 4:39pm

warfare

Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.

— Frank Gifford

hutone – Wed, 09/07/2005 – 4:38pm

what the game can offer

I've felt sorry for young people who didn't have an opportunity to play football, because I know what the game can offer.

— Hayden Fry

hutone – Wed, 09/07/2005 – 4:34pm

President Ford

I had pro offers from the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers, who were pretty hard up for linemen in those days. If I had gone into professional football the name Jerry Ford might have been a household word today.

— Gerald R. Ford

hutone – Wed, 09/07/2005 – 4:33pm

Contact Sport

Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.

— Duffy Daugherty

hutone – Wed, 09/07/2005 – 4:32pm

Uniquely American

There are so many things about playing football that seem to me uniquely American. Anybody can succeed, anybody can play, but you've got to work hard to do it.

— Dean Cain

hutone – Wed, 09/07/2005 – 4:28pm

Errors

Football is a game of errors. The team that makes the fewest errors in a game usually wins.

— Paul Brown

hutone – Wed, 09/07/2005 – 4:28pm

Coal Miners

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.

— Jimmy Breslin

hutone – Wed, 09/07/2005 – 4:26pm

Sharks

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

— Dave Barry

hutone – Wed, 09/07/2005 – 4:24pm